Toilet Rules

Ever went to the toilet and finding out that all the cubicles were used? You think in your head, fuck me senseless… I NEED TO GO!!!. So you stand, jumping up and down on the spot while that turd is trying to force itself out. Hearing the flush I had a short sigh of relief as I knew i’ll be dropping the kids soon. Coming out of the cubicle I see a large white man, and it happens to be a work mate. We crossed eyes and said the usual hi. But immediately what came to mind was that his fat ass had touched that toilet seat. Ewwwww…. it’s like my ass is going to touch his ass. WTF?! Just think, he’s big sweaty ass had been on that toilet seat for the past 30 minutes trying to force shit out of him… literally… oh god…

After having those moment of panic through my head, I was suddenly reminded that I really really need to go and said fuck it and immediately dropped the pants and bombed that toilet bowl. I was thinknig sometime ago that I didn’t like cold toilet seats but now knowing a way to get a warm toilet seat, I prefer a cold toilet seat any day.

Anyway, gentlemen learn from this video! Learn it well