Ever been in a situation where your name is just over used and abused? In case everybody doesn’t know my real name is Jonathon but people usually call me Jon, Jonny or fuckface (the latter is used by Kien and Jase way too often). Over at work it is like i’ve entered the twilight zone or something because everybody here is called JOHN! I’ve been in numerous meetings where more than half the room is called John. They could possibly be messing with my head or i’m suffering from dementia but there are at least five Johns I deal with nearly everyday. At one time it would just be all of us in one meeting room except for my manager who is a Joanne! OMG!
When writing emails to these guys, I usually now start off with
Hi John x 4
or
Hi (John)^4
I used to sit in the cubicle next to my project manager and it usually is confusing when people come over and ask for John. This is the reason why I refer to myself as Jonathon at work and most people refer to me as that. I don’t want to be associated to these sheep 
A weird one i’ve been called is Jonny mama… wtf?! Though I keep giving that fella shit about speaking in engrish 
February 18th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
fuckface is used with love…
you think you have it bad? at BW, there’s a guy called Jason Leong and people keep calling me/sending email to me when they’re supposed to be bothering him (and vice versa).